The Cray To End All Cray

Followed for the tattoos, reblogged for the jokes, liked for the porn.

April 23, 2014 6:44 pm 5:43 pm

There is something unnatural about those animals… they are dangerous.

(Source: erwinnsmith, via ever-so-plucky)

April 22, 2014 8:26 am 8:22 am

upperstories:

kungfubellydancer:

GIF’s from “Leap” WIP.

Whoa exCUSE ME

This looks amazing!

(via soundwaver)

8:19 am

lesbianvamp:

It occurred to Dr Lecter in the moment that with all his knowledge and intrusion, he could never entirely predict her, or own her at all. He could feed the caterpillar, he could whisper through the chrysalis; what hatched out followed its own nature and was beyond him.

Hannibal, Thomas Harris

(via iwillnotstopwalking)

8:04 am

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

(via lifelongwaitforahospitalstay)

April 21, 2014 9:15 pm

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

(via lifelongwaitforahospitalstay)

11:45 am 9:21 am

War is war but killing a man at a wedding, horrid. What sort of monster would do such a thing?

(Source: argents-allison, via samwellltarly)

9:18 am

You know…some things, Jon Snow (x)

You know…some things, Jon Snow (x)

(Source: afternoonsnoozebutton, via jacknall)

9:18 am
"They’re like, 12"

The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)

(via iammerelyavessel)

9:16 am 8:58 am
thefrontierwaseverywhere:

Baby. Let’s get out the good china.

thefrontierwaseverywhere:

Baby. Let’s get out the good china.

(Source: ollymoss, via 8bitdeer)

8:50 am
atamponinaglass:

IS THIS CONDUCTIVE INK IM GOING TO SCREAM

atamponinaglass:

IS THIS CONDUCTIVE INK IM GOING TO SCREAM

(via dancingsheepturd)

8:47 am

irefusetobedefined:

ddowney:

i’m just gonna leave this here as a reminder that “hitting bottom” doesn’t mean “staying on bottom for the rest of your life and dying as a piece of crap”

I will never, ever, not reblog this. 

(via hellomynameis-jessica)